Advent Calendar 2011

Double Trouble Love 

(Cross-over Janeway/Seven (STV) – Andy/Miranda (DWP))

By Gun Brooke


Door 1

”Don’t be ridiculous, Andrea. Admiral Janeway is waiting for us, and will not let your insecurities and incompetence stand in the way of obtaining a photo spread with her and the Borg.”

“Former Borg, Miranda. Seven of Nine is not Borg anymore. If she were…” Andy shuddered and hurried after her demanding boss, Miranda Priestly, editor-in-chief of Runway. The publication had once started out as an old-fashioned paper magazine in the twentieth century, and now it was the publication, available to its subscribers as a PADD-zine. No other fashion related publication had survived that long and this was due to a long line of strong editors. The latest one the most amazing of them all.

Miranda Priestly, 51, was lethal as she was soft-spoken, and with a tendency to fire people first and ask questions later—if ever. Stunning with her trademark snow-white, short hair, she looked younger than her age, and had enough stamina to shame the fittest young assistant. She was used to getting what she wanted, and what she wanted now was a photo spread with the latest rage.

The space ship USS Voyager had come home to Earth after more than seven years alone in the Delta Quadrant. Kathryn Janeway, it’s captain and now promoted to admiral, together with Annika Hansen, also known as Seven of Nine, was an ex-Borg, and Miranda deemed them Runway worthy. Andy had finally manage to arrange a meeting with the admiral and the former Borg, to discuss an interview and photos session.

“I trust that you’ve explained our expectations, Andrea?” Miranda asked as they hurried through the corridors of Star Fleet. Andy knew Miranda wasn’t thrilled to have the meeting on someone else’s turf, but this was clearly important enough.

“I didn’t want to tip our hand too much, Miranda,” Andy tried to explain. “I wanted them to hear it from you. You’re much more persuasive than I am.”

“Hm. Really. Don’t sell yourself too short.” Miranda removed her sun-shades and raked her eyes up and down Andy’s body. She constantly did this, and so far, Andy had rationalized this as Miranda’s way to make sure Andy’s clothes were fashionable enough. Still, when Miranda’s ears turned pink at the tips, and she ran her finger across her lips, Andy wasn’t sure. But what other reason could there be?

Continued behind door 2                                                    Back

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The Devil Wears Prada
Star Trek Voyager
Rating: G -- NC-17 (depending on which door)

Andy/Miranda - Janeway/Seven

Summary: Post Endgame story. The year is 2379 and Voyager has been home in the Alpha Quadrant a year. Miranda Priestly, editor-in-cheif for the renowned fashion holo-magazine, Runway, intends to commemorate this by doing a fashion shoot with some of the women from the famous ship.
Admiral Janeway is less than pleased, but the decision is taken and little does she know what this shoot will set in motion.